Hey guys, we have plans for you for the next 10 days of Paris Fashion Week.

Every year, we’re used to hearing from our friends: “let’s skip the afterparty and go to bed” but we all know that’s not gonna happen…

Program: 2000$ of cab fare/ 5 shows a day (min) / 2L of Champagne & Vodka a day / 4 drunks PR caught / 1 model’s number / 1 month of rehab

Tuesday February 25th, 2014

WHAT: ETAM Dinner & Aftershow Party
EXPECT: Models dancing in panties, Partying w/Eve, Azelia Banks, Breakbot, Kavinsky & Massive attack… Adrien Wend Dj Set…
WHERE: Chez Lipp then Le Montana, 28 rue Saint-Benoît 75006
WHEN: 10pm -5am
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 5%

WHAT: LACOSTE L!VE PARTY
EXPECT: Boston Run and Zimer DJ Sets, Hipsters
WHERE: Le Saint Fiacre, 14 rue Saint-Fiacre 75002
WHEN: 8pm -12am
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 35%

WHAT: Aline Ochoa Cocktail Party
EXPECT: open bar
WHERE: Aline Ochoa Store , 12 rue de L’Echaudé  75006
WHEN: 6pm- 9pm
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 55%

WHAT: London Grammar Aftershow Party
EXPECT: Wasting your young years
WHERE: Le Carmen, 34 Rue Duperré 75009
WHEN: 12am- 6am
RSVP: making the line
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 55%

WHAT: Charlotte Ronson for Vogue Eyewear Cocktail presentation
EXPECT: Cool Glasses, Charlotte, Marc , Lou Hayter djset
WHERE: A Flat , Place des Vosges 75004
WHEN: 7pm- 9pm
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 25%

Wednesday February 26th, 2014

WHAT: PROENZA SCHOULER Cocktail Party
EXPECT: Ariel PInk’s Haunted Graffiti (LIVE), Milf from the leftbank, Lazaro & Jack
WHERE: Le Bon Marché
WHEN: 8.30pm -11pm, 24 rue de Sèvres 75007
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 17%

WHAT: Papier Glacé Opening
EXPECT: Conde Nast Crew, magazines, champagne
WHERE: Palais Galliera
WHEN: 8.30pm -11pm
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 25%

WHAT: SANGBLEU Party
EXPECT: Marcelo Burlon & Virgil djsets, To pay your drinks
WHERE: Le Silencio, 142 rue Montmartre
WHEN: 10PM- Late
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 45%

WHAT: Kenny SCHARF Opening w/Jeremy Scott
EXPECT: Jeremy…
WHERE: Colette
WHEN: 4.30pm- 6.30am
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 100%

WHAT: Damir Doma Aftershow Party
EXPECT: Damir, weird pants
WHERE: Le Carmen, 34 Rue Duperré, 75009
WHEN: 10pm- 4am
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 37%

WHAT: H&M Show  host by Mademoiselle Agnes
EXPECT:  Jourdan Dunn, Sui He, Andreea Diaconu & Nadja Bender
WHERE: Le Grand Palais
WHEN: 9.00pm
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 14%

WHAT: Gareth Pugh AfterShow Party
EXPECT: Crazy Stylish Brits, Gareth and Carson
WHERE: Le Bel Air, 14 rue Saint Fiacre 75002
WHEN: 10pm – Late
RSVP: FB event !!?
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 65% if it happens…

Thursday February 27th, 2014

WHAT: Balenciaga Private Party
EXPECT: Disclosure (live), cools bags, hot chicks
WHERE: Yoyo, Palais de Tokyo
WHEN: 10pm – 2am
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 10%

WHAT: Balmain Party
EXPECT: Olivier & the models…
WHERE: Crazy horse
WHEN: 10pm – 2am
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 10%

WHAT: Jeremy Scott x Catherine Baba Party
EXPECT: La Baba, Jeremy and loads of models
WHERE: Raspoutine, 58 rue Bassano 75008
WHEN: 12.30am – Late
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 10%

WHAT: Dries Van Notten Exhibition Opening
EXPECT: Dries, Belgians, fashion journalists
WHERE: Musée des Art Decos
WHEN: 7pm – 11pm
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 20%

WHAT: Manish Arora Aftershow Party
EXPECT: Manish & Friends, Ines Melia djset
WHERE: Le Silencio, 142 rue Montmartre
WHEN: 10pm – 4am
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 25%

WHAT: BEEN-TRILL OFFICIAL PARTY
EXPECT: Hip Hop by Kanye’s friends, Dom P
WHERE: 79 club, 75008
WHEN: 12am – 5am
RSVP: Making the Line
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 55%

WHAT: Grand Marnier Pop Up Opening
EXPECT: Nice Cocktails, Axel
WHERE: Laperouse, 51 quai des grands Augustin 75006
WHEN: 6pm – 10pm
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 35%

WHAT: Glow Gallery & Laurent Segretier Opening Exhibition
EXPECT: Sol Beers, Nicole & Olivier
WHERE: Some/ Things Concept Store, 16 Villa Gaudele 75011
WHEN: 6 pm to 9 pm
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 45%

WHAT: Inauguration Concept Store The P House - PANTHEONE
EXPECT: Girly Streetwear
WHERE: 16 Esplanade Nathalie Sarraute, 75018
WHEN: 6 pm to 10pm
RSVP: Open
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 100%

WHAT: Andrea Crews Presentation Cocktail
EXPECT: Maroussia and the girls
WHERE: 83 rue de Turenne, 75003
WHEN: 7 pm to 10pm
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 60%

Friday February 28th, 2014

WHAT: Les Prairies de Paris x Merci, Cocktail presentation
EXPECT: Nice appetizers and wine,
WHERE: Merci, 111 Boulevard Beaumarchais, 75003
WHEN: 9pm -12am
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 15%

WHAT: Motilo Paris Fashion Week Diner Hosted by Julia Restoin Roitfeld
EXPECT: Julia, Caviar, Vodka
WHERE: Caviar Kaspia
WHEN: 7pm -10pm
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 1%

WHAT: Les Filles à Papa Presentation Cocktail Party
EXPECT: Champagne and daddy’s girl
WHERE: FAP Showroom, 47 rue Charlot 75003
WHEN: 7pm – 10pm
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 20%

WHAT: Ports 1961 Italian CocktailParty
EXPECT: Cécile Togni Dj set
WHERE: Ports 1961, 251 bis rue Saint- Honoré 75001
WHEN: 7pm – 10pm
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT: Anne Fontaine 20th Birthday Party
EXPECT: friends of Adrien & Anthony
WHERE: Le YOYO,
WHEN: 9pm – 12am
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 25%

WHAT: Colette x Playboy Party
EXPECT: Fake Boobs, Sarah and the cool kids
WHERE: Crazy Horse
WHEN: 9pm – 2am
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 15%

WHAT: Linda Farrow PFW Party
EXPECT: Tomy, NYkers w/ sun glasses
WHERE: Le Silencio, 142 rue Montmartre 75002
WHEN: 12am
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 20%

WHAT: Aloha From Deer Pop Up opening
EXPECT: Cool printed sweaters, Hipsters, beers
WHERE: Kiliwatch, 64 rue tiquetonne, 75002
WHEN: 7:30pm -10am
RSVP: Open
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 100%

WHAT: La Cicciolina
EXPECT: Girls working in fashion completely wasted, Clara 3000, Pandora’s Jukebox, Niki Pauls,
WHERE: Folie’s Pigalle, 28th February 2014
WHEN: 12am – Late
RSVP: guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 55%

WHAT:  Don’t Believe The Hype Opening Party
EXPECT: Jean Nippon/ Dj Sundae dj sets
WHERE: Jardin des Tuileries 75001
WHEN: 10pm -3am
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 15%

WHAT: les Cesars After Party
EXPECT: Jean Dujardin, Gilles Lelouche, Julie Gayet
WHERE: VIP Room
WHEN: 10pm -6am
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 15%

WHAT: Sonia Rykiel Aftershow
EXPECT: Sonia, stripes, young bourgeoises with big boobs
 WHERE: La Villa, 37 avenue Friedland 75008
WHEN: 10pm – 6am
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 55%

Saturday March 1st, 2014

WHAT: Tsumori Chisato Aftershow Party
EXPECT: Japanese
WHERE: Tsumori store, 20 Rue Barbette 75003
WHEN: 7pm -10pm
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 45%

WHAT: Diner Vogue Germany X Mario Testino
EXPECT: Mario, models…
WHERE: 1728 restaurant
WHEN: 7pm -10pm
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 1%

WHAT: Tom Greyhound Store Opening cocktail
EXPECT: Dani
WHERE: Tom Greyhound Store , rue Saintonge 75003
WHEN: 6pm -11pm
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 50%

WHAT: LUI Magazine Party w/ Kate Moss
EXPECT: Kate, Jamie, Fred Beigbeder, JY Lefure and Friends
WHERE: Montana
WHEN: 10pm – 4am
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT: KOKON TO ZAI pfw Party
EXPECT: Mike Nouveau & Dactylo Djsets
WHERE: Le Bel Air, 14 rue Saint Fiacre 75002
WHEN: 10pm – 4am
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 60%

WHAT: Vivienne Westwood Aftershow Party
EXPECT:We are knights (live)
 WHERE: Le Silencio, 142 rue Montmartre 75002
WHEN: 10pm – 4am
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT: Eclectic Magazine Launch Party w/ HARRYHALIM and PRITCH LONDON
EXPECT: black, leather & DJ Set by Katro Zauber (Kiev)
WHERE: Springsioux, 48 rue sainte croix de la bretonnerie
WHEN: 8pm -10pm
RSVP: Open
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 100%