We all love Paris but sometimes we have to take a break. You’ve heard that a movie festival named #Cannes2013 is taking place in the south of France soon. Sunbathing + booze + movie stars = a top program for a top girl like you. Here are 10 signs that you’re going to #Cannes2013.
2012 has been the golden age of burgers in Paris. In 2013, let’s bite into to the original Parisian casse-croûte : the crusty sandwich made of baguette – that’s what we do best out here, isn’t it? Many cool restaurants have recently opened annexe shops – called épicerie, cave or bar à vins, which prepare fresh snacks made from exclusive ingredients. No need to stuck to the jambon-beurre, open your big mouth to innovative combinations.
Halfway of the fashion week ! More shows to attend, more booze to drink and more models to hook up with !
Here is the schedule don’t wanna miss out ! go sip some champagne ! go bang some hawt stylists 
Paris weather hasn’t been so nice to the fashion industry. After a full week of fucking up our Berluttis in the snow during Men’s PFW last January, it seems that overstressed PR reps and sprinting journalists will battle the cold …
So let’s get away from the usual clichés and focus on the bright side of Valentine’s Day: a shit reminder to the over 25’s
that it might be better to stop whoring around for the next 10 years if they want to avoid embarrassment in front of grandma at X-mas
No major openings so far in 2013 ? Cocktail scene finally dead in Paris ? Ahaha if you thought so, it’s because you haven’t met Forrest Collins from 52martinis, the number 1 cocktail hunter in Paris ! Much to our delight,Forrest introduced us to the coolest next openings in the cocktail world, including oyster fantasies, a polynesian party, a BK-style food & booze orgy, and a cocktail bar by a Paris food sensation !
There are lots of things the French are very good at – baguettes, wine, cheese, not getting fat off baguettes wine & cheese, love affairs, well behaved dogs and going on strike, to name a few – but it is clear to say that making coffee is not one of them. If coffee is indeed a language in itself, as Jackie Chan eloquently put it, then it appears to have been seriously lost in translation.
Paris nightlife is dead, you say? On the contrary, Paris nightlife almost killed us in 2K12: too much champagne, too many dunk models, and too many reasons to throw a great party every week. That’s why it seemed very important to do a list of the top 5 parties we attended this past year–so that we have no regrets if 2k13 is the year of a well-deserved liver cancer.
Guys, struggling to make up this season’s wardrobe? Paris Men’s Fashion Week kicks off and the shows are there for inspiration…
Girls, don’t be mad, the city is full of androgynous male models ready to get wasted after long days on the runway. It’s your time of the year to land a Swedish teen and make a sex tape your future children can be proud of. So get frisky and follow our guide…