Men’s PFW is not such a cool catch for us. No leggy models. Just loads of way too sexy and overexcited androgenous-looking swedish teenagers who make us feel like a fucking hobbit and who won’t let us get a word in with the 5 chubby designers at every party.

Anyway, we’ll still be there for the champagne, so expect a long week of homoerotic photos of male models to come…

Thursday, June 28th, 2012

WHAT:  Melinda Gloss fashion week party
EXPECT: Guys of le Baron, Sing Tank
WHERE:  A bank in the 6th
WHEN: Thursday, June 28th from 8.30PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 23%

WHAT:  Jérome Dreyfuss and Mr Dreyffus Shop Opening Party
EXPECT: New Men’s collection, trendsetters, champagne
WHERE:  1, rue Jacob, 75006
WHEN: Thursday, June 28th from 8.30PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 36%

WHAT:  HENRIK VIBSKOV PARIS SS13 SHOW AFTERPARTY
EXPECT: TEKI LATEX, Henrik and friends
WHERE:  La Favela Chic
WHEN: Thursday, June 28th from 8.30PM
RSVP: Invitation or guest list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN:  50%
WHAT:  Amfar X Marc Jacobs Diner
EXPECT: Top of the fashion crew, actors, glitter
WHERE: Maxim’s
WHEN: Thursday, June 28th
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 5%
WHAT:  Les Nouveaux Ateliers Cocktail by l’Officiel Homme & l’Officiel Voyage
EXPECT: Tailored suits, champagne, Jalou staff
WHERE:  90, rue Saint-Honoré, 75001
WHEN: Thursday, June 28th from 8.30PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%
WHAT:  LOUIS VUITTON Aftershow Party
EXPECT:  LV crew, not Yves Carcelle, but Jordi Constans
WHERE:  Le Carmen
WHEN: Thursday, June 28th from 8.30PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 10%
WHAT:  WUT?! by Wad Magazine at Wanderlust
EXPECT: DJs screaming “SWAG”, rain?
WHERE:  Wanderlust
WHEN: Thursday, June 28th from 8.30PM
RSVP: Open
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 80%
WHAT:  3.1 Phillip Lim
EXPECT: Loads of New Yorkers, music by Mike Nouveau, Steven Rojas and Greg Boust
WHERE: Le Baron
WHEN: Thursday, June 28th, from 11PM – 4AM, open bar 11PM – 1AM
RSVP: Guest list

ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%


Friday June 29th, 2012

WHAT:  Chevignon fashion week party
EXPECT: Booze & gooze, horse & hound
WHERE: Musée de la Chasse
WHEN: Friday, June 29th from 8pm
RSVP: guest list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 20%

WHAT:  Petanque party by MAN Paris
EXPECT: Guys from WAD magazine, hipsters from l’Inconnu, balls
WHERE: Stade de Petanque du Pere Lachaise
WHEN: Friday, June 29th from 8pm
RSVP: guest list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 60%

WHAT:  Band Of Outsiders Cocktail
EXPECT: Men wearing ties
WHERE: Galerie Dominique Fiat
WHEN: Friday, June 29th from 8pm
RSVP: guest list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

Saturday June 30th, 2012

WHAT:  Tranoi Terrasse
EXPECT: Japanese buyers, Italian fashionistas
WHERE: Palais de Bourse
WHEN: Saturday, June 30th
RSVP: guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 35%
WHAT:  Dedicate Magazine at la Terrazza Martini
EXPECT: Cuties, rooftop view of Paris, Martinis duh
WHERE: Terrazza Martini
WHEN: Saturday, June 30th
RSVP: guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%
WHAT:  Materialist party
EXPECT:  hotties and well dressed guys, Jerry Bouthier
WHERE: Le Carmen
WHEN: Saturday, June 30th
RSVP:  guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 70%
Sunday July 1st, 2012

WHAT:  Tranoi Boat Party
EXPECT: Exhausted Japanese buyers, booze cruise
WHERE: Rivers King
WHEN: Sunday July 1st
RSVP: guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT:  Versace X Le Baron Party
EXPECT: Champagne, fashion cougars,
WHERE: Le Ritz
WHEN: Sunday, July 1st
RSVP: invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 5%

WHAT:  This Is NY !
EXPECT: NYC cute stylists, NYC hot models
WHERE: Le Baron
WHEN: Sunday, July 1st
RSVP: guest list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 20%

WHAT:  Man Paris Closing Party
EXPECT: Famous Belgian DJ duo
WHERE: Wanderlust
WHEN: Sunday, July 1st
RSVP: guest list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 20%