Thursday February 13th: Your last chance !

What? Spring Session #3 Croc Love night by Andrea Crews
Where? Le Printemps, 4th floor, 64 Boulevard Haussmann, 75009 Paris
Who ? le baron crew, andrea crews, shoppers crew
Why ? open bar, love consulting by Mama Roussia
Music? le Baron Djs
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 20%
Odds of getting laid? 50%

What? Valentine’s Date
Where? Pershing Hall, 49 Rue Pierre Charron, 75008 Paris,
Who ? Berty, cougars, gold diggers, your daddy’s best friend
Why ? to find a sugardaddy
Music? Marc Ryan
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 20%
Odds of getting laid? 80%

What? Kill Cupidon
Where? le ZinZin,4 rue sainte Beuve, 75006 Paris
Who ? Sheitanas twerking, hipsters in their late 20’s
Why ?  Better than eating nutella watching sex in the city
Music? the Sheitanas
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 10%
Odds of getting laid? 90%

What? Ghost Party
Where? Silencio
Who ? Bizarre Love Triangle crew, gay boys
Why ?  Saint Valentin pour tous
Music? Emmanuel Caurel (BLT)
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 20%
Odds of getting laid? 90%

Friday February 14th: the V-Day

What? “Goodbye Valentin” Sandra&Co launch party
Where? le Chapelier Theatre St Germain
Who ? French celebs (Lambert Wilson, Frederic Taddeï, Mlle Agnes, Sarah Lavoine, Arnaud Lemaire, Frédérique Bel, Calogero are attending the event), MILFs
Why ? be a starfucker (on a French level)
Music? Jennifer Ayache, Pauline Lefèvre, Cecile Togni, Miss Kriss, Alexantra T.
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 40%
Odds of getting laid? 60%

What? French Kiss Love Music by Colette
Where? Gaité Lyrique, 3 bis rue Papin
Who ? cool kids
Why ? New colette compilation release party = a #coletteparty checkin on facebook
Music? Exotica, Mustang, Cléa Vincent, Blackjoy, Morgan Hammer, Juliette Armanet
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 5%
Odds of getting laid? 60%

What? Die Nacht
Where? Aéroport du Bourget
Who ? minimal music lovers
Why ? Finding love under a Concorde
Music? dOp live
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 5%
Odds of getting laid? 75%

What? Promotion Canape
Where? Le Carmen, 34 Rue Duperré, 75009
Who ? Drunk pigalle hipster girls
Why ? If you don’t score it’s close to Pigalle whorehouses
Music? Megaforce, Frontal, Nerrant,
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 2%
Odds of getting laid? 85% (bj in the bathroom)

What? Marble Night
Where? Social Club, 142 rue Montmartre
Who ? teens dancing on electronic music
Why ? Finding love on the dancefloor
Music? Para One, Surkin, Bobmo
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 1%
Odds of getting laid? 80% (bj in the bathroom)

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