Paris weather hasn’t been so nice to the fashion industry. After a full week of fucking up our Berluttis in the snow during Men’s PFW last January, it seems that overstressed PR reps and sprinting journalists will battle the cold yet again this season. Even worse for us: we won’t see the legs on those leggy models in the Marais. Anyway, we’ve still got plenty of parties to find our way into the tight warm arms of a runway girl or at least the same Brazilian girls from Fashion TV that we banged last year…

Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

WHAT: Gareth Pugh Official Aftershow
EXPECT: Gareth DJing, champagne, crazy stylish Brits
WHERE:  Le Carmen, 34 rue Duperré 75009
WHEN: Wednesday, February 27th from 10PM- 4AM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT: H&M SHOW AND PARTY
EXPECT: Ann Sofie Johansson, a lot of exited of journalist
WHERE: Musée Rodin
WHEN: Wednesday, February 27th from 9.30PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 10%

WHAT: Louboutin Party
EXPECT: High Heels, Tall Girls, Alpha
WHERE:  Le Tigre
WHEN: Wednesday, February 27th from 11PM- 4AM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT: Raphaelle H’lim cocktail
EXPECT: IFM Students
WHERE:  Institut Francais de la Mode
WHEN: Wednesday, February 27th from 7PM- 9AM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT: Damir Doma aftershow
EXPECT: new yorkers, weird pants, Tommy Saleh, Mike Nouveau
WHERE:  le Baron
WHEN: Wednesday, February 27th from 11PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT: Tessa Edwards party
EXPECT: british girls, Michael Baltra Djing
WHERE:  le Pompon
WHEN: Wednesday, February 27th from 11PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 35%

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

WHAT: Max Mara- Week End cocktail party
EXPECT: Sexy left bank MILFs, cocktails, “flower conception working group”
WHERE:  Max Mara, 63 rue de Rennes 75006
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 6PM- 10PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT: KARL LAGERFELD STORE OPENING
EXPECT: Karl, Baptiste, Poppy Delevingne
WHERE:  194 boulevard Saint Germain 75007
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 6PM- 10PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT:  Bérangère Claire + Centre Commercial Party
EXPECT: hipsters, Guillaume Berg
WHERE:  Centre Commercial
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 6PM
RSVP: Open
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 100%

WHAT:  Surface2Air New Store opening
EXPECT: More hipsters, Girls-only DJ set by Soko- Ines Melia- Fafi
WHERE:  S2A/ 22, rue de Grenelle 75007 then after party at Le Baron
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 7PM- 10PM/ 11PM-5AM
RSVP: invitationt only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 50%

WHAT:  BELSTAFF AT LE BON MARCHÉ COCKTAIL
EXPECT: British guys in leather jackets, fake Steve McQueens
WHERE:  Le BON MARCHE-Espace Belstaff, 24 rue de sevres, 75007
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 7PM- 10PM
RSVP: invitationt only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 50%

WHAT:  Rigards showroom Party
EXPECT: glasses
WHERE:  Galerie Lazarew
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 7.30PM
RSVP: Open
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 100%

WHAT:  Artsper Launch Party
EXPECT: Grey Goose, art people
WHERE:  Fondation Rosenblum
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 7pm
RSVP: List
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT:  YSTERIKE Party at Coïncidence // After Party @L\INCONNU
EXPECT: Photos by JulotBandi, even more hipsters, beer
WHERE:  Coincidence & L\Inconnu
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from PM
RSVP: Open
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 100%

WHAT:  Barbara Bui Launch Collaboration with Frends Aftershow Party
EXPECT: French actresses, loads of champagne
WHERE:  Titty Twitster
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 9.30PM
RSVP: List
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT:  Carven Aftershow party
EXPECT: Guillaume Henry dancing, cocktails
WHERE:  Le Carmen
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 10PM- 12 AM
RSVP: List
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT:  MANISH ARORA AFTER SHOW
EXPECT: Manish crew
WHERE:  W Hotel
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 9.30PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 55%

WHAT:  Diesel parfum / Are You Alive fashion week party
EXPECT: The Rapture dj set, Poni Hoax (live), Marco Dos
WHERE:  Silencio
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 8.30PM- Late
RSVP: Invitation Only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT:  Cicciolina #2
EXPECT: Pandoras Juckebox, Jackson, Para One, the team of le Baron
WHERE:  Folies Pigalle
WHEN: Thursday, February 28th from 11PM- Late
RSVP: list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

Friday, March 1st, 2013

WHAT:  Right to Exceed Party bt Mehmet Koruturk & Michael Lillelund
EXPECT: Tara Reid, models, fashion tv, golden boys
WHERE:  Titty Twitster
WHEN: Friday, March 1st from midnight
RSVP: List
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT:  Balmain Fashion Week Party
EXPECT: Fashionista, Katie Perry, Les Jumeaux djing
WHERE:  Montaigne Market
WHEN: Friday, March
RSVP: List
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT:KOKON TOZAI Fashion week party
EXPECT: Crazily dressed people, fake Lady Gagas, dancing all night
WHERE:  Titty Twitster
WHEN: Friday, March 1st from midnight
RSVP: List
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT: ED BANGER 10YEARS  B_DAY PARTAAAY
EXPECT: Justice LIVE, Sebastian LIVE, all the crew live, Heineken bottles, Teenage fans sweating
WHERE:  Halle de La villette, 211 ave jean jaures, 75019
WHEN: Friday, March 1st from midnight
RSVP: ticket or VIP LIST
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 100% if you bought your tickets

WHAT: Oiseau de Nuit
EXPECT: boys who like boys working in fashion
WHERE:  le Maxim’s
WHEN: Friday, March 1st from 11pm
RSVP: list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 70%

 

Saturday, March 2nd, 2013

WHAT:  Club Sandwich Blue Jean
EXPECT: Marc, Emmanuel, the boys
WHERE:  BallRoom Vianey
WHEN: Saturday, March 2nd from 11pm
RSVP: List
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 65%

WHAT:  Bootsy Bellows PFW Party
EXPECT: David Arquette, L.A party girls
WHERE:  Bar du Plaza Athénée, 25 Avenue Montaigne, 75008
WHEN: Saturday, March 2nd from 11pm
RSVP: invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 5%

WHAT:  Sky Ferreira Gig
EXPECT: Sky, NYC socialites
WHERE:  Silencio
WHEN: Saturday, March 2nd from 11pm
RSVP: Silencio Members
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 35%

WHAT:  MIHARA YASUHIRO POP UP STORE OPENING
EXPECT: Drunk Japanese girl, Mihara Yasuhiro, leather shoes
WHERE:  Galerie Joyce
WHEN: Saturday, March 2nd, 6pm- 9am
RSVP: Invitation Only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT:  En Noir Fashion Week Party
EXPECT: Black Tees, banker, hip hop guys
WHERE:  le Matignon
WHEN: Saturday, March 2nd 10:30pm
RSVP: List
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 60%

WHAT:  Maison Michel Fashion Week Party
EXPECT: Laetitia, hats, actors, socialites, SingTank
WHERE:  le Baron
WHEN: Saturday, March 2nd 11pm
RSVP: List
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%