Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. And we like that.

For All Hallows’ Eve, you’ve got 3 options:
1. Stay Home
2. Go to the pubs on rue Mouffetard to trick or treat with fat rednecks
3. Read our Halloween party agenda and finish the night (or at least try) w/a fake-boob, blonde spooky nurse!!

WHAT: La Nuit de la Momie at Raspoutine
EXPECT: Mummies, hot Russian girls dressed as Cleopatra or belly dancers
HOW TO DRESS: Old school Egyptian slut
WHERE: Le Raspoutine, 56 rue Bassano 75008
SLUT INDEX: 5/5

WHAT: Cocotte Club
EXPECT: Gayzombies, gaymummies, gaypirates…
HOW TO DRESS: gay + insert a typical Halloween Costume
WHERE: La Machine du Moulin Rouge, 90 boulevard de Clichy, 75018
SLUT INDEX: 5/5

Inspiration: Lindsay Lohan Gymsuit / Slut Index 3/5

WHAT: Halloween Party at Jackets
EXPECT: The ghoulest party in town…!
HOW TO DRESS: Rock ghost hoes
WHERE: Jackets, 20 rue de Picardie 75003
SLUT INDEX: 4/5

WHAT: GHOST #1 Special Halloween by BLT
EXPECT: PolterGay
HOW TO DRESS: Gay Robert Pattinson
WHERE: Le Silencio, 142 rue Montmartre 75002
SLUT INDEX: 4/5

Inspiration: Katty Perry is a Nerd / Slut Index: 0/5

WHAT: Get High “Halloween Special” at Pershing Hall
EXPECT: Lido Dancing Girls, Betrand, potential sugardaddies
HOW TO DRESS: Being sexy & slutty enough to find a sugardaddy
WHERE: Pershing Hall, 49 rue Pierre Charron, 75008 / After-party at No Comment
SLUT INDEX: 3/5

WHAT: Halloween Machine
EXPECT: Vintages clothes, bring your own booze, hipster girls trying to look slutty
HOW TO DRESS: Vintage Canadian tuxedo, bonnet, fake blood
WHERE: Chine Machine (vintage shop), 100 rue des Martyrs, 75018
SLUT INDEX: 2/5

WHAT: Margaux Lonnberg Halloween Party at le Smile
EXPECT: Blog girls, pirates, harlots
HOW TO DRESS: Sluttier version of Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean
WHERE: Le Smile, 24 rue Pasquier 75008
SLUT INDEX: 3/5

Inspiration: Kim Kardashian is WonderWoman / Slut Index: 5/5

WHAT: Halloween Party 2013 at Nouveau Casino
EXPECT: Girls Girls Girls, Mykki Blanco, #swag hipsters trying to look skanky
HOW TO DRESS: #swag jacket + #swag jean + #swag fake blood
WHERE: Nouveau Casino, 109 rue Oberkampf 75011
SLUT INDEX: 2/5

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