So far Paris Fashion Week has seen Mark the Cobrasnake eating burgers at a Colette Party, Vivienne Westwood hanging around le Carmen, and loads of international fashion journalists and models getting wasted at afterparties. Don’t feel like going back to your usual Baron-every-night routine? Don’t worry, the best is yet to come!

Sunday, March 4th

WHAT:  Dior Jewelry
EXPECT: Celebs, champagne, more celebs, more champagne
WHERE: Pavillon Rotschild
WHEN: Sunday, March 4rd from 9PM
RSVP: Invitation Only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 5%

WHAT:  AFTER SHOW Alexis Mabille
EXPECT: Loads of Cointreau cocktails, ties, and a Monday morning hangover
WHERE: Le Cointreau Privé
WHEN: Sunday, March 4rd from 10PM
RSVP: Invitation Only + Members
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT:  This Is New York
EXPECT: Grand life Crew, cute NY stylists, hot NY models, the Misshapes
WHERE: Le Régine
WHEN: Sunday, March 4rd from 11PM
RSVP: Guest list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT:  Givenchy aftershow
EXPECT: Alicia Keys, celebs, champagne
WHERE: l’Arc
WHEN: Sunday, March 4rd from 10PM
RSVP: Invitation Only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 10%

WHAT:  TRANOI AFTER SHOW
EXPECT: Peaches, Larry Tee, Charlie le Mindu
WHERE: Trianon, 80 Boulevard de Rochechouart  75018
WHEN: Sunday, March 4rd from, 9.00pm to 3.00am
RSVP: Invitation, guest list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 50%

WHAT:  KENZO AFTER SHOW
EXPECT: Chill Japanese designers
WHERE: La Favela Chic
WHEN: Sunday, March 4rd from 10PM
RSVP: Invitation Only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

Monday, March 5th

WHAT:  Chloé AFTER SHOW
EXPECT: Pink & Pinks
WHERE: le Carmen
WHEN: Monday, March 5th from 10PM
RSVP: Invitation Only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 20%

WHAT:  Britta Uschkampf
EXPECT: Undies, bodies, a screening
WHERE: le Murano
WHEN: Monday, March 5th from 8PM
RSVP: Invitation Only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT:  EachxOther Cocktail
EXPECT: Robert Montgomery, Asia Argento
WHERE: W Hotel
WHEN: Monday, March 5th from 9.00PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 20%

Tuesday, March 6th

WHAT:  JCDC AFTER SHOW Party
EXPECT: The Penelopes Live, Castelbajac family, Dita
WHERE: Le Régine
WHEN: Tuesday, March 6th from 9.00PM
RSVP: Guest list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT:  GUCCI Party / Charlotte Casiraghi
EXPECT: Speaking Italian, hotties
WHERE: TBA
WHEN: Tuesday, March 6th from 9.00PM
RSVP: Invitation Only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 10%

WHAT:  Pantheone Party
EXPECT: an experimental live performance by la Chatte, an eccentric performance by House of Drama
WHERE: Le Carmen
WHEN: Tuesday, March 6th from 10.00PM
RSVP: Guest list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 60%

WHAT:  Elle “Shanghai Loves Paris Party”
EXPECT: Asian inspired props, drunk Elle journalists
WHERE: Les Beaux Arts
WHEN: Tuesday, March 6th from 8.00PM
RSVP: Guest list
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT:  Kanye West Aftershow
EXPECT: Kanye
WHERE: TBA
WHEN: Tuesday, March 6th from 11.00PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 5%

Wednesday, March 7th

WHAT:  Edito Magazine launch party
EXPECT: Edito magazine staff
WHERE: Chacha
WHEN: Wednesday, March 7th from 10.00PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 90%

Nicolas Formichetti at the last This Is NY Party at le Regine