Bartenders: they make cocktails for lovers, see desperate people get rejected, and have no doubt borne witness to many drunken make-out sessions. Yes, theyâ€™re mixologists, but one might also call them sociologists. So, we consider them qualified to help you out on your next dragueur excursion. At the very least, youâ€™ll know what to order to impress the man or woman making your drinks.
Now that you know where to go, letâ€™s talk about sex:
Ten Days: What’s the best pick-up line you’ve heard in the bar?
Joshua: Hi, my name is X. Can I buy you a drink?
TD: And the worst?
J: A guy started clucking like a chicken when a girl rejected him, as if calling her cowardly would make her want to sleep with him to prove she wasn’t. Obviously, this does not work.
TD: Best pick-up line you yourself have used?
J: Your drink’s on me. (wink)
TD: What’s the hottest drink a girl can order? (Like, she orders and you think to yourself, “Damn girl”)
J: Old Fashioned, or anything with mezcal.
TD: Any drinks that are a total turn off?
J: Mojito, Cosmopolitan, vodka cranberry, Long Island Iced Tea, vodka Red Bull.
TD: Do you think it’s possible to find love in the club?
TD: Who should be paying for drinks on a date?
J: The guy should pay the first roundÂ ; if the girl doesn’t offer to pay for the second, she’s not worth keeping! NEXT!
TD: Would you engage in flirtation at work, or is it a fruitless distraction?
J: Of course, it’s comes part and parcel with the job. No harm in a little small talk, maybe some dancing….
Article & ITW:Â Ella Riley-Adams
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