So let’s get away from the usual clichés and focus on the bright side of Valentine’s Day: a shit reminder to the over 25’s
that it might be better to stop whoring around for the next 10 years if they want to avoid embarrassment in front of
grandma at X-mas and instead find a relatively decent dude or good girl to bring home. Sadly, it’s probably too late for
them ‘cause they spent the last 4 months servicing “Roger de la Compta” for lunch, who is unmarried but who
apparently (said a little online bird) holds the company record in chlamydia cocktails…

In the doldrums of desperation and despondency, we’re here to show you where to go to find your next sex date,
girlfriend or even better: a happy couple looking for a 3some.

What? Cocktail party around Washington square kiss by Isi Véléris, New York, 1968. Loads of free champagne…
Where? Hotel Costes, 239 rue Saint Honoré, 6PM
Music? Stephane Bourbon de Penthieuvre (tda)
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 33%
Odds of getting laid? 10%

Saint-Valentin chez NOSE

What? Kilian / Nose / 10 Days in Paris Valentine’s Day cocktail party. Burgers by Cantine California and Flowers by Baptiste Fleurs.
Where? Chez Nose, 20 rue Bachaumont, 75002, 7PM
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 100%
Odds of getting laid? 100%

ARIZONA DREAM With TSUMORI CHISATO

 What? Cocktail Party, Champagne, Tsumori, Japaneses hipsters
Where? Tsumori Chisato shop, 20 Rue Barbette, 75003, 6PM
Music? Silence
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 10%
Odds of getting laid? 0,01%

SLAP! – Valentine’s Day Edition

What? Love for tous (especially boys), queer cinema all night long in the theatre.
Where? Silencio, 142 Rue Montmartre 75003, 12AM
Music? Dactylo (Flash Cocotte), Patrick Vidal
Odds of finding a husband/wife? 22%
Odds of getting laid? 91%

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