Spring is coming, girls are donning summer clothes, and you’re at attention, from your head to your toes, and back up to your–well, you get the picture. No problem: we’re here to help you to find the right spots for making out with the right girl.

Le Baron

If you are or pretend to be a successful singer/DJ/creative entrepreneur and you are craving  fancy Swedish girls, it’s the right place to go. Once you’ve passed the very selective door, the friendly atmosphere makes meeting people very easy. Bring your credit card and buy a bottle of Jameson with your gang before hooking up with a taller-than-you blonde dancing to an Abba classic.

Le Baron / 6, avenue Marceau / 75008 / metro: Alma Marceau

Le Baron

Social Club

Teens! Yes the perfect place to find teenage girls dressed up as if they come from a cobrasnake photo album with oversized glasses and baseball caps, going to dance to electro music to forget how difficult their first year of university is.

Social Club / 142 rue Montmartre / 75002 /  Metro: Bourse

Social Club

Openings at la Galerie Chappe

Openings at the Galerie Chappe  are  the perfect spots to grab free beers and arty girls who are likely to come from the photography issue of Vice magazine or an American Apparel ad. Also, there are art photos on the wall, maybe only there for being a conversation starter alibi.

Galerie Chappe / 4, rue André Barsacq / 75018 / Metro Abbesses

Le Mansart

The new Pigalle hotspot is the right spot to meet a 25-30 year-old chick working in the creative sector. Dress up in a denim jacket, don’t shave, and start the conversation with a foosball game alibi. Once she is seduced/has imbibed enough pastis pastis, just cross the road and trap her in the Carmen cage for an instant date including fancy cocktails.

Le Mansart / 1 rue Mansart / 75009 / Metro Pigalle

Le Mansart

Chez Moune

The place to find drunk /drugged hot girls listening to electronic music. A good back-up plan if your foosball attempts at le Mansart failed.  For this one, we suggest you dress in vintage clothes and bring a flask of whiskey and some stimulants.

Chez Moune / 56 rue Jean Baptiste Pigalle / metro: Pigalle

Chez Moune

Le Progres

If after all these suggestions you still haven’t managed to bring a girl home, there is still Le Progres. Located on rue de Bretagne, it’s the perfect place for having tea and people watching for the hottest girls in Paris.

Le Progres / 1, rue de Bretagne / metro: filles du calvaire

This article was from a guy’s point of view, but ladies, just reverse the thing and you will find the right place to score.