Guys, struggling to make up this season’s wardrobe? Paris Men’s Fashion Week kicks off and the shows are there for inspiration…

Girls, don’t be mad, the city is full of androgynous male models ready to get wasted after long days on the runway. It’s your time of the year to land a Swedish teen and make a sex tape your future children can be proud of. So get frisky and follow our guide…

Wednesday, January 16th, 2013

WHAT:  Les Mauvais Garçons ft 10DIP Men PFW opening party
EXPECT: Us, bad guys, happy guys
WHERE:  Le Baron
WHEN: Wednesday, January 16th from 11.30PM
RSVP: Usual door
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT:  Ala Champfest Magazine ISSUE 6 LAUNCH PARIS
EXPECT: People who pretend to give a fuck about art
WHERE:  Librairie Yvon Lambert, afterparty at le Pompon
WHEN: Wednesday, January 16th from 6PM
RSVP: Open
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 100%

WHAT:  Tasya Van Ree’s exhibition
EXPECT: Hotties
WHERE:  Hotel Jules & Jim
WHEN: Wednesday, January 16th from 7PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT:  Valentino camouflage cocktail
EXPECT: Italian, high heels
WHERE:  Montaigne Market
WHEN: Wednesday, January 16th from 11.30PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 20%

WHAT:  GQ Men of the Year party
EXPECT: Tuxedo, check, tie, check, shoes, check… let’s party !
WHERE:  Musée d’Orsay
WHEN: Wednesday, January 16th from 9PM
RSVP: Invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 20%

WHAT:  Blast Magazine Fashion Week Party
EXPECT: Live performance by Live Lippie, DJ Set Ornette (Discograph)
WHERE:  Le Chacha
WHEN: Wednesday, January 16th from 10PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 75%

WHAT:  Paria Hosted by Willy Cartier the face of Givenchy
EXPECT: Male Models, Willy, Franck Ocean ?
WHERE:  Titty Twister
WHEN: Wednesday, January 16th from 10PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 75%

Thursday, January 17th, 2013

WHAT:  Henry Vibskov aftershow party
EXPECT: Danish boys, blonde girls, rock music
WHERE:  Le Tigre
WHEN: Thursday, January 17th from 11.30PM
RSVP: Guests only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 50%

WHAT:  Max Snow opening
EXPECT: Vanités (live), Max and special guests
WHERE:  Colette and after-vernissage at le Baron
WHEN: Thursday, January 17th from 11.30PM
RSVP: Invits only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT:  Philip Lim Aftershow
EXPECT: NYorkers, mix by NYC DJ Michael Baltra
WHERE:  Glass
WHEN: Thursday, January 17th from 10:00PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT:  In Bed With Chateau Marmont
EXPECT: Electronic Music by Chateau Marmont
WHERE:  W Hotel
WHEN: Thursday, January 17th from 10PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 60%

WHAT:  Ron Dorff store opening Party
EXPECT: Swedish boys and girls, hipsters, fashion boys, disco-electro-rock music
WHERE:  Nanashi
WHEN: Thursday, January 17th from 9 PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 50%

Friday, January 18th, 2013

WHAT:  MAN opening party
EXPECT: Buyers, fashion hipsters, juicy cocktails
WHERE:  Le Baron
WHEN: Friday, January 17th from 11.30PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT:  Pacino Hosted by Ladyfag & Catherine Baba
EXPECT: Baba, loads of champagne, NYC gay scene, your little friend
WHERE:  Titty Twister
WHEN: Friday, January 17th from 11PM
RSVP: Guestlist
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 50%

 

WHAT:  CARHARTT WIP Store “LE MARAIS” GRAND OPENING

EXPECT: Hipsters
WHERE:  57 rue du temple
WHEN: Friday, January 17th from 7PM
RSVP: Open
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 100%

Saturday, January 19th

WHAT: Yoji Yamamoto & Adidas celebrate 10 years of Y-3
EXPECT: New Men y-3 fragrance, Baron crew, champagne
WHERE:  Théatre Saint- Germain, 2-4 rue du Sabot, 75006
WHEN: Saturday, January 19th from 10PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 30%

WHAT: Club Sandwich Fashion Week Party
EXPECT: Marc, Emmanuel, Ladyfag, boys in leather
WHERE:  Ballroom Vianey
WHEN: Saturday, January 19th from 11PM
RSVP: List
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 50%

WHAT: K-WAY revival Chez Merci
EXPECT: Good food and booze, multi-colored plastic rain jackets
WHERE:  Merci, 111, boulevard Beaumarchais, 75011
WHEN: Saturday, January 19th from 7PM- 10PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 40%

WHAT: Dior Homme Aftershow party
EXPECT: Drunk models, champagne, Kriss
WHERE:  Club Haussman,
WHEN: Saturday, January 19th from 10PM
RSVP: Invitation only
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 10%

WHAT: Pigalle aftershow at le Pompon
EXPECT: Pigalle hipsters, rap music
WHERE:  Le Pompon
WHEN: Saturday, January 19th from 10PM
RSVP: Guest
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 60%

Sunday, January 20th

WHAT: Tranoi Party
EXPECT: Japanese & Italian buyers
WHERE:  Titty Twister
WHEN: Sunday, January 20th from 10PM
RSVP: Guest
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 50%

 

WHAT: Versace Party
EXPECT: Models, more Models, fashion editors
WHERE:  Le Bristol
WHEN: Sunday, January 20th from 10PM
RSVP: Guest
ODDS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN: 10%