We all love Paris but sometimes we have to take a break. You’ve heard that a movie festival named #Cannes2013 is taking place in the south of France soon. Sunbathing + booze + movie stars = a top program for a top girl like you. Here are 10 signs that you’re going to #Cannes2013.

1 / You’ve done your pre-festival shopping.

After 8 months in rainy Paris, you’re going to be thrown into a sunny locale and surrounded by lots of booze. A good reason to order online the entire “Sexy Victoria’s Secret” swimwear collection and 12 summer dresses on asos that will go perfectly with your Louboutins.

2 / You downloaded Instaweather on your iPhone.

Photos from a morning yoga session on the beach? Martinis by the swimming pool? Too bad that your friends are shut up inside their offices… Make your friends jealous–place a photo of the perfect weather report at the top of your Instagram profile and show who the real player is!

3 / You’ve stopped drinking Schweppes and Martini.

You’ve quit your usual vodka tonic and Thursday Martini apero because during your time  in Cannes you know you’ll spend too much time at the Schweppes and Martini beach pop ups, and you don’t want to burn out early.

4 / You applied for a Silencio Member Card.

You read in Vogue that last year the best parties were there and you want to be sure to avoid missing out, so you’ve just applied for a Silencio Member card. Fingers crossed that you’ll be be accepted.

5 / For the first time this year you’re using your Klay membership.

You have to face it: your ass is fat as fuck after enjoying too much ice cream & too many cocktails at le Baron this winter. Because you don’t stand a chance of topping Kim and Beyonce’s bodaciousness during the festival, you have to work it. So you’ re getting started on your summer six pack a month early this year.

Kim Kardashian

6 / You’ve taken a few days off from your job at American Apparel.

Because it’s the only place a Swedish girl can find a job when she doesn’t speak a word of French but still looks cute & sexy wearing purple leggings, you had to become an American Apparel salesgirl to afford your flat in le Marais. The first well deserved days off of the year!

7 / You send texts to your high school friend working in the film industry.

You’re calling up the nerds who used to be Star Wars aficionados before transitioning into the movie industry–they have get you into parties!

8/ You’re training to dance to “the new daft punk ft pharrell williams song” wearing 12 cm high heels.

Because you have to look hot while dancing to “the new daft punk ft pharrell williams song.”

9 / You remember you have friends living in the South.

You’ve just remembered this weird guy wearing white pants and white shirt you made out with last summer. Two weeks ago you were ignoring his clingy texts, but now that you need a place to stay in Cannes, you call him babe and send him three texts a day.

10 / You’ve convinced your parents that Cannes is not just for parties, but really about networking.

And you’re really close to getting them to pay for the whole trip