October 1950:  American model Joan Vohs poses for a new year greetings card.  (Photo by Keystone/Getty Images)

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If you’re in Paris for New Year’s, over family dinners and don’t have any rich friends with a decent flat to crash, you’re probably destined to stay at your best friend’s, drink cheap beer with no girls and watch the usual X-MAS/NYE movies like Home Alone.

Buuuuuuuut we’re here to save you! We’ve come up with a selection of the best places to ring in the New Year and spend all that money you got back from refunding your X-MAS presents! Now get out there and find someone to make out with when the clock hits midnight.

Countdown please here’s the official Ten Days NYE in PARIS 2K17 party guide!

The Hip Parisian djs Pick: Adios 2016 / CLUB BARBES
EXPECT:
  Oysters etc, Dj sets Club Cheval dj set (Bromance Records) Hotel Radio Paris: Kiddy Smile (dj set) & HRP dj crew
BUFFET: All you can eat buffet / 9.30pm-11pm
HOW TO DRESS: What ever
WHERE: CLUB BARBES @ Brasserie Barbès/ 2, Boulevard Barbès, 75018/ 9.30PM-5AM
COVER: 60€ buffet + club, Tickets: http://bit.ly/2haidcB
ODDS OF A 2016 HAPPY ENDING: 60%

The Brit Pick: LE FOU New Year’s Eve Party 
EXPECT:
  Cocktails, house band ‘Les Fous Furieux’ playing gypsy jazz, rare vinyl dj set
BUFFET: Nop
HOW TO DRESS: Fancier than the bar tenders
WHERE: Le Fou 37 Bis Rue du Sentier, 75002 / 10pm-5am
COVER:  To avoid a 20 euro door charge/ write to jerome@lefou.paris to get on the list
ODDS OF A 2016 HAPPY ENDING: 54%

The Arty Pick: SALÒ #7 NYE W/ Charlie Le Mindu 
EXPECT:
  Charlie Le Mindu, weird Dance Performance,
BUFFET: nop
HOW TO DRESS: As Usual
WHERE: SALÒ – 142 RUE MONTMARTRE 75002
COVER: 25€ -Tickets:  goo.gl/vssHKj
ODDS OF A 2016 HAPPY ENDING: 60%

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The Voguing Pick: HOUSE OF MODA enlève le bas – réveillon XXL
EXPECT: 
Disguise gay Dudes voguing, Tama Sumo (Berghain / Panorama Bar)
BUFFET: Dinner & Shows
HOW TO DRESS: Apparently No bottom (pants/ skirt etc),
WHERE:  à la folie paris 26 Avenue Corentin Cariou, 75019, from 8pm till the day after tomorrow
COVER: Dinner & club: 60€ / Club: 12,50€ / After:6,50€  -Tickets: http://urlz.fr/4A5Z
ODDS OF A 2016 HAPPY ENDING: 40%

The Fancy/ Pricy Pick: New Year’s Eve at Le Ritz 
EXPECT:
  Dinner, champagne Cocktails, dj set
BUFFET: Menu
HOW TO DRESS: Top of your game
WHERE: LeRitz, 15 Place Vendôme, 75001
COVER:  $$$
ODDS OF A 2016 HAPPY ENDING: 14%

The Wild Pick: NUITS FAUVES – Worldwide FM NYE feat Gilles Peterson, Roni Size…
EXPECT: 
Djsets by Gilles Peterson, Roni Size, Mala, Dj Oil, a Sweat/ Dance marathon
BUFFET: Nop
HOW TO DRESS: As usual
WHERE: Nuits Fauves 32 quai Austerlitz, 75013 /10 PM – 6 AM
COVER: Tickets: 30€- https://goo.gl/6yAGBa
ODDS OF A 2016 HAPPY ENDING: 55%

The Molly Enthusiast’s Pick: CONCRETE NYE W/ Neel x Jane Fitz 
EXPECT:
  Techno: Neel x Jane Fitz x Freddy K x Anetha b2b AWB
BUFFET: Molly
HOW TO DRESS: No dress code, Bring your ID
WHERE: 69 Port de la Rapé, 75012
COVER: 25€
ODDS OF A 2016 HAPPY ENDING: 45%

The Hip Pick: NYE at Le Pompon
EXPECT: 
 Same as usual, cool crowd, dancing hard on Hip Hop
BUFFET:  Nop
HOW TO DRESS: As usual
WHERE: El Pompon Magnifico,25 rue de Richelieu 75001
COVER: Free
ODDS OF A 2016 HAPPY ENDING: 50%

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