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If you’re in Paris for New Year’s, over family dinners and don’t have any rich friends with a decent flat to crash, you’re probably destined to stay at your best friend’s, drink cheap beer with no girls and watch the usual X-MAS/NYE movies like Home Alone or Air Bud (you know, that dog that plays basketball).

Buuuuuuuut we’re here to save you! We’ve come up with a selection of the best places to ring in the New Year and spend all that money you got back from refunding your X-MAS presents! Now get out there and find someone to make out with when the clock hits midnight.

Countdown please here’s the official Ten Days NYE in PARIS 2K16 party guide!

The Members Only Pick: NYE at Silencio
EXPECT: 
 Good Food, Dudes in tux’, jean Nipon Djset
BUFFET:  Foie Gras,  Salmon, Mexican Taste, Champagne cocktail
HOW TO DRESS: Tuxedo & Stilleto
WHERE: Silencio, 142 rue Montmartre, 75002/ 8PM- 6AM
COVER: Members-only (+ 70€/ guests) before midnight / no cover after 12AM
ODDS OF A 2015 HAPPY ENDING: 50%

The Molly Enthusiast’s Pick: CONCRETE NYE W/ ENCER PARKER, JOHN OSBORN, 
EXPECT:
  Techno, SPENCER PARKER, GILB’R, JOHN OSBORN, S3A, EINKA
BUFFET: Molly
HOW TO DRESS: No dress code, Bring your ID
WHERE: 69 Port de la Rapé, 75012
COVER: 25€,
ODDS OF A 2014 HAPPY ENDING: 60%

The Secret Place Pick: Parallele Techno NYE Party
EXPECT: 
Louis VS, BoomShak!, Michael Sedbon Dj set, more than 12h party
BUFFET: 
Nop
HOW TO DRESS: 
What ever…
WHERE: 
Secret WareHouse (the 31st) 11PM- 12AM
COVER: 
12€, Tickets: Link
ODDS OF A 2014 HAPPY ENDING: 
40%

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The Electro Kid Pick: NYE with Ed Banger crew
EXPECT:
Cassius, Busy P, Excited kidz
BUFFET: Nop
WHERE: Showcase, Pont Alexandre III, 75008/ 11PM- 6AM
COVER: 25€, Tickets: http://bit.ly/1SPRkWQ
ODDS OF A 2014 HAPPY ENDING: 55%

The BK Pick: Rock Karaoke NYE at Red House
EXPECT: Jack shots, beers, 80’s rock Karaoke, Heavy Metal
BUFFET:
Nop
HOW TO DRESS:
As usual
WHERE:
1 bis rue de la forge royale 75011 paris, 8pm-4am
COVER:
Free
ODDS OF A 2014 HAPPY ENDING:
30%

The Masquerade Ball in a Tacky Club Pick: NYE at L’ARC
EXPECT:
Russians, Loads of Champagne, short and shiny skirts
BUFFET:
Nop
HOW TO DRESS:
Black and Tie, Super slutty
WHERE:
12 rue de Presbourg, 75016/ 11PM- 6AM
COVER:
50€
ODDS OF A 2014 HAPPY ENDING:
70%

The Hip Pick: NYE at Le Pompon
EXPECT: 
 Same as usual, cool crowd, dancing hard on Hip Hop
BUFFET:  Nop
HOW TO DRESS: As usual
WHERE: Le Pompon, 5 avenue de l’opéra, 75001
COVER: Free
ODDS OF A 2015 HAPPY ENDING: 50%

EXTRA:

The i don’t give a F.ck about NYE, i’ll party January 1st Pick: Haiku Party at Virgo
EXPECT: Agoria – Recondite live – Hunter/Game – Edward Anthony Georges Patrice
BUFFET:
Nop
HOW TO DRESS:
As usual
WHERE:
Virgo, 34 rue du Départ, 75015/ 11PM-6AM
COVER:
25€, Tickets: http://bit.do/haikunyd
ODDS OF A 2015 HAPPY ENDING:
45%

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